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Q What do you call a person from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.

Conductor Again from measure if you pleaseVoice from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

Q What is the difference between the from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Q What is the best recording of from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

Q How do you fix a broken from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

Tuba Player Did you hear my last from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

Q What is the range of a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Q How do you know when a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!

Q Whats the difference between trumpet players from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.

Q What do lead trumpet players use from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.

Q How many lead trumpet players does from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.

Q There is a frog driving east from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

Q How do you make a trombone from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Q Whats the definition of a gentlemanA from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Q If you were out in the from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

Q How many alto sax players does from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.